Dr.Seuss

Another gem that dropped into my email..
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Excerpts from the lost poem from the Dr. Seuss collection

I LOVE MY JOB! I love my job, I love the pay! I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best! I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey, And piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell, there's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
I love my computer and its software; I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file. I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here. I am. I am. I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores. I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today, In clean white coats to take me away!

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I have to say, not many people are insane in a happy sort of way.